I've declared war on a ruthless colony of ants. Every night I go to bed with a glass of water on my nightstand, and every morning I discover a mass of floating ant carcasses. These ants prefer plain ol' water. Even when Andrew left his Thai iced tea on the desk, they chose the water! So every night, these stupid ants crawl into my water glass and literally commit suicide. I hate them.
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